We Stopped Caring a Longg Time Ago.

We promise nothing much but to try and make you smile. If you sign up for our e-shots or follow us on social, you might get discount codes and special perks. Yeah, those codes will probably leak online. But it helps our guy Tim look good in meetings. And if our numbers dip, Tim ends up back in Rochdale in his mum’s spare room. So do it for Tim. And Tim—sort yourself out man, seriously sort yourself out man, stop saying things like “let's circle back on that” in every meeting. I'll circle back on your head Tim! You're fired Tim. You're rehired Tim. Don't let us down Tim.